Sunday, June 14, 2009

You get on plane now!

Once upon a time, a young girl was in the airport, waiting on her plane to take her back to Hawaii. She hated Hawaii, but had to go back, because the army said so. She and her mom were in the airport waiting for her flight. She was on Hawaiian. The gate for Virgin Atlantic was right next to hers.

Virgin Atlantic lady (with lovely, refined British accent) on PA: "Virgin Atlantic would like to welcome guests in rows 50 through 55 to board the aircraft at this time."

Angry Filipino woman (with screechy Hawaiian accent) for Hawaiian: "Rows 50 through 55, you get on plane now!"

The girl cried.

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